Women and Me
I was chatting with a good friend of mine over gtalk.
I had seen her younger sister a couple of days with her, but didn’t even talk to this younger sibling.
Now over gtalk,
Me: So what’s up?
Good Friend of Mine: Nothing much.. office…
Me: Oh.. office on saturday? sad..
GFOM: Yes. It is. So what you upto?
Me: Nothing much.. Anyway, what does your sister do?
gfom@gmail.com is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when gfom@gmail.com comes online.
Aw Com’on! I was just trying to get some general knowledge!
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Later in the day, I bumped into another good friend who was with another good friend of hers.
We decided to have coffee somewhere.
We settled for tea at Cha Bar.
Going by my past experiences on going out to eat with women friends, I was kinda careful. Its also funny I always get to go out with two women.
They made me narrate the entire story of Apocalyptic Night – which was highly appreciated (ya. its an exaggeration! )
Anyway, I got some gyaan from them as well.
I have always been under the notion that women don’t like humorous men, a fact which was disputed by these two friends (my good friend’s friend is now my friend as well)
So, ippo enakkum oru chance irukku! (No. This chance is not about my friend’s friend who has now become my friend. Its about women liking humorous men.)
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This is a fan mail I got from another woman.
Dear Sathyanarain,
I’m ######## from Chennai. I’ve been reading your blog for the past 3 months and you haven’t failed to entertain me. I’ve subscribed to your blog in my email and whenever I see a blog update in my inbox, it just makes my day. Keep writing. I’ll keep reading.My boyfriend is infact jealous of you as I talk about you and your writing always! He also secretly likes your writing, but his ego doesnt allow him to accept that.
Anyway, whats the scene with your book? I cant wait to read it.
An ardent fan.
Love,
########
P.S: Can I have your phone number? My number is 98### #####
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Dear ########,
Glad you like my blog.
I’m sorry that I reproduced your mail here. I hope you dont mind.
One open question – why do you never comment?
Rest on my mail to you.
Bloggingly Yours,
Sathyanarain
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All names have been changes to protect the identity of people involved. Oh shit, I just realized that I havn’t named anyone!

This post has 23 comments
October 11th, 2008
ahem! nenapu thaan!
October 11th, 2008
Nice Blog. Tomorrow we Re-Blog this my way at Vanilla Place. 12 Noon.
October 11th, 2008
@ Kruthika,
???
@ Dilip,
Super Appu! Looking forward to it!
October 12th, 2008
Which a-poke-a-lyp-tic night did you narrate? yours? or Dilips?
October 12th, 2008
Vetti…
I am sure that fan mail was your own creation…
Fancy you having a fan!
October 12th, 2008
Lmao! And bloggingly yours?!
October 12th, 2008
@ Gautham,
He he. Re-blog today in Dilip’s version. 12 Noon. Vanilla Place, Mylapore.
@ Mayuraa,
Adi Paavi!
I’m sure you know my mail password.. Go check it up!
@ Suraksha,
Yyup!
@ World,
Those who want a hilarious re-blog/Dilip’s version of this post, kindly be at Vanilla Place, Mylapore at around 12 Noon today.
October 13th, 2008
Oh no! I missed Dilip’s version……Dilip can you blog about this please?? Audio file would be perfect. And Sathya……..fan mail et al?? Cool
October 13th, 2008
I’m so sure the fan mail is an imaginary thing….and if your gonna be complaining bout women this way… u aint getting any action ever baby!!
October 13th, 2008
@ Sowmya,
Dont worry. We’ve given a rain check.
@ Sita,
I’ll forward the mail to you.
And i never complained. It was just an observation.
Moreover, I’m kinda happy with the action I’ve right now.
Thanks for being so concerned about me – I know, you’re marketing your business. I’ll let you know if I’m in need of some action. You can send in your staff then.
October 13th, 2008
Bleddy Sad Stories… You make observations???You must be an observatory…
Forward that mail to me also.
@ sita yeah it is true that no one knows what women want. Worst case scenario even the women dont know what they want. Sad But True…
Chill the guy is all action no words. Arnold madhiri.
October 13th, 2008
@ Aravind,
There you are!
Vidu macha! Inda ponnungale ippadithan!
Anyway, by Arnold, did you mean the Arnold from Chennai 600028?
October 13th, 2008
“…Its about women liking humorous men.)”
well the answer is yes, women just love humorous men, but in your case i cant be sure, cos most of the time u just put mokkai,which will only make them so desperately want to kick u
October 14th, 2008
Amagzing talent of twisting the story is shown in perfection.
Bravo Narain… You dont fail to amaze me. I had gone through ur blogs. I liked the versatality in ur stories.
Funny, witty, ficticious, daring, out of the box …
Sid told me that u are doing an amazing job with words. Well he sure didnt make it all up.
Am impressed…. Dream on Boi !!!
October 14th, 2008
Nice one bro…
Nd yhea… women “DO” like humerous men..
Especially those men who dont fail to put a smile on their face.
jus like this
As your friends say… this might be a dream of urs…. But dreams do come true.
Dreams are necessary to survive
Peace out..
October 14th, 2008
@ All,
Rachal is just talking about my ‘sense’ of humor!
Sample this.
Me and Rachal were out and were waiting for an autorickshaw when,
Rachal: We’ll go stand there. Inge auto freeya varadhu.
Me: Correct. Auto freeya varadhu. Kasu koduthada varum.
Rachal: :O
@ Green,
Thanks a bunch mate.
@ Xander,
Again, thanks.
Any specific meaning with the XXX part?
October 14th, 2008
!@#$%??!*&
October 16th, 2008
who said wowen’s mostly like humorous men… any way nice one….
October 16th, 2008
ummmm….. your version of comment
October 17th, 2008
thangala da!!!
October 20th, 2008
gfom my foot!!!! ur not even a friend anymore – po daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa loooose!!!!!!
heres the original – with alll my spellin mistakes too!!!
me:

1:55 PM
narain: so whats your sis doing?
i mean your micro xerox!
1:59 PM
me: loose – sses workin – shes doin ca
2:01 PM
narain: oh
ok
workni wher?
me: in abc private ltd., nungambakkam. (name changed by blog owner to protect privacy!)
narain: okay okay
llllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
October 20th, 2008
@ jincy,
thanks!
@Shreya,
Arasial!
@ Daksha,
Again!
October 24th, 2008
Dei b****, kamunaatti (naanga yellam iyengarvaalaakkum, ippadi than official anniyan style’la thittuvom)…
Or vaarthaya maththina thappu illa da aanaa pala vaarthaya oru conversation’la maaththi, poetic license’nnnu pulugariye! onakkelam kirumi bhojanam than da!
//Comment modified by blog author to maintain the ‘phamily’ blog status of this blog.
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